• mom: what was that?
  • me: my shirt fell
  • mom: it sounded a lot heavier than that...
  • me: i was in it

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disheartens:

today Iโ€™m feeling cloudy with a chance of sarcasticย 

Anonymous Asked
QuestionYou an eat bacon off my nipples. And no clothes. How would you be able to look at my sweet ass? Answer

I don’t think IHOP would appreciate that

Anonymous Asked
QuestionWill you travel the world with me? Answer

Of course! ๐Ÿ’๐Ÿ˜Ž๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ‡ฎ๐Ÿ‡น๐Ÿ‡บ๐Ÿ‡ธ๐Ÿ‡ฏ๐Ÿ‡ต๐Ÿ—ฟโœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿš‚

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ugly773:

Green Day - "Wake Me Up When September Ends" (American Idiot 2004)

"As my memory rests, but never forgets what I lost. Wake me up, when September ends."

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Anonymous Asked
QuestionI said. I will make you pancakes while I'm naked so you can enjoy 2 things. Answer

Are you making me bacon too! How nice… You should get some clothes on by the way, it’s kinda unsanitary ๐Ÿ˜